Built with ChatGPT

🔥 AM I COOKED?

A highly unscientific diagnostic platform for Electrical ⚡, Marine 🚢 and ENTC 📡 engineers. Measure your placement anxiety, deadline damage, attendance trauma and overall cookedness.

🔥 Cooked Meter™

📜 Engineering Lore Generator

💼 Placement Reality Check

🚨 Engineering Red Flags

Discover why your academic life is held together with duct tape.

🏆 Achievement Unlocker

📈 CGPA Stock Market

📈 Semester 1 : +12% Bull Run
📉 Semester 2 : -8% Correction
💥 Semester 3 : Market Crash
📈 Semester 4 : Recovery Rally
📉 Semester 5 : Bear Market
🚀 Semester 6 : Placement Speculation

📊 Live Statistics

2,431,911

Students saying "I'll start tomorrow"

987,451

Projects completed one night before submission

1,723,999

LinkedIn doomscroll sessions

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Marine salary calculations

📝 Anonymous Confessions

"I used ChatGPT to explain my own project."
"My GitHub project has one commit."
"I still don't understand Kirchhoff's Laws."
"I studied the whole subject one night before the exam."
"My final report was FINAL_FINAL_REAL_V8.pdf"

🏆 Hall Of Legends

⚡ Electrical student accidentally fixed laboratory equipment and became unofficial technician. 🚢 Marine cadet slept through alarm and woke up exactly one minute before attendance. 📡 ENTC student became a software engineer after studying electronics for four years. 🔥 Student submitted the wrong PDF and still got marks.